Gordon Tootoosis

The rule for my bar was either I knew you personally or you were famous or you didn't get into the bar.
There was a knock on my door one night and there stood Gordon. You don't know me he says I am Gordon Tootoosis. I look blank. Johnny Yesno told me about your place. I still look askance. "I am an actor" he says "and a good actor too." "I can play ANY tribe." I had to let him in after that.
Gordon and were drinking buddies for a while after that.